what’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants ?
one’s a crusty bus station and one’s a busty crustacean#i’ve told this joke a million times and it NEVER fails
THIS WAS THE BEST EPISODE EVER I GET SO ANGRY WHEN PEOPLE DONT REMEMBER IT
HOW DO YOU FORGET SOKKA’S CACTUS TRIP
THERE WAS EVEN A FRIENDLY MUSHROOM
WHY DID YOU MISS THE QUENCHIEST GIF OF THEM ALL?
age 7: I want to be a teen titan
age 18: I want to be a teen titan
you can’t be meme supreme bc u like shitty memes
HEY FUCK YOU IM PERFECT
yes this is true
this is the anniversary of the date of my birth
today that is
let us celebrate my sudden existence
yes i am the overlord
THE DORITO OVERLORD
THE MEME SUREME
AND idk i lost my train of thought
GIVE ME A TITLE IN MY ASKBOX
- QUEEN/KING OF _____???
- PRINCESS/PRINCE OF _____???
- EMPRESS/EMPEROR OF _____???
- HEIR TO _____???
- GOD/GODDESS OF _____???
- OVERLORD OF _____???
- GUARDIAN/PROTECTOR OF ____???
- THE PATRON SAINT OF ____???
- MASTER/MISTRESS OF ____???
i like my cosplay eyebrows<333
my eyebrows only exist when im cosplaying, because for some reason that’s the only time i can justify drawing huge cartoony eyebrows on my face……
the pun game is strong with these two
A collection of Ways to Tie a Necktie
Our other collections:
put a “<3” and i’ll tell you about someone i care about, without any names.
put a “>:” and i’ll tell you something i dislike about myself.
put a “<:” and i’ll tell you something i like about myself.
Put a “>:c” and i’ll tell you something that pissed me off.
Put a “#” and i’ll tell you the last thing i lied about.
Put a “*” and i’ll tell you a secret
Pls do it.
people who say “yikes” are so cute but if you ever say “yikes” when you’ve fucked up with me and I’m pissed, I will want to punch you in the throat