U ever wish u were Mysterious but u can’t stop talking about urself


girls dont care about how tall u are. how good looking u are. how hot ur body is. girls only care about 1 thing and 1 thing only. memes


leans in close

looks intently at you

holds your face

couple cosplay with me


do you ever have second-hand obsessions

like one of your friends is super obsessed with a thing so whenever you see something about it you’re like “YES THIS THING” but you’re not the one obsessed with it. they are. you know very little about this thing and yet it still excites you because it excites your friend




god is dead and we didn’t even just kill him we completely annihilated him

Oh god, don’t let the moreo’s guy see this

Oreos are going through its weeboo phase



a person complaining about puns basically invites every pun enthusiast in the vicinity to come snapping rhythmically from the shadows 



the only way cap 3 may end

How Long is this Fic Really?: A Guide




Word count in the HP Series: 

Sorcerer’s Stones: 76,944 
Chamber of Secrets: 85,141
Prisoner of Azkaban: 107,253 
Goblet of Fire: 190,637
Order of the Phoenix: 257,045
Half-Blood Prince: 168,923
Deathly Hallows: 198,227

Word count in the LOTR Series:

The Hobbit: 95,022
Fellowship of the Ring: 177,227
Two Towers: 143,436
Return of the King: 134,462

This changed me

this is going to come in handy one day…

A Short Halloween PSA


Hey the thing I reblogged earlier reminded me to mention this:

I can promise all my followers that I do not post or reblog jump scares, ever, because A) I don’t like them and they suck, and B) I know at least a few of my followers have anxiety in one form or another and I’m not going to be that jerk.

So yes. There will be no jump scares from this blog, just wanted to ease your minds preemptively.


I really hope Hussie is okay. You can tell from a lot of his posts that he feels a lot of pressure to keep up with everything and not disappoint the fanbase. Hussie if you somehow read this please know we love you and we would wait a thousand years for even a page of your creativity and talent. We act impatient but it’s okay it’s all okay we can wait yknow?