kurgs:

skeletongrazed:

skeletongrazed:

what’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants ?

one’s a crusty bus station and one’s a busty crustacean

#i’ve told this joke a million times and it NEVER fails

himitsurose:

longiloquentreblogs:

theplottinghoofbeast:

keptinkoorks:

Katara: Okay, I think you’ve had enough.

THIS WAS THE BEST EPISODE EVER I GET SO ANGRY WHEN PEOPLE DONT REMEMBER IT

HOW DO YOU FORGET SOKKA’S CACTUS TRIP

THERE WAS EVEN A FRIENDLY MUSHROOM

WHY DID YOU MISS THE QUENCHIEST GIF OF THEM ALL?

THE QUENCHIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEST

"friendly mushroom!"

encompassment:

age 7: I want to be a teen titan

age 18: I want to be a teen titan

you can’t be meme supreme bc u like shitty memes

HEY FUCK YOU IM PERFECT

HAPPY BIRTHDAY :^)

yes this is true

this is the anniversary of the date of my birth

today that is

let us celebrate my sudden existence

OVERLORD OF uh idk something cool I guess
Anonymous

yes i am the overlord

THE DORITO OVERLORD

THE MEME SUREME

AND idk i lost my train of thought

elestiel:

GIVE ME A TITLE IN MY ASKBOX

  • QUEEN/KING OF _____???
  • PRINCESS/PRINCE OF _____???
  • EMPRESS/EMPEROR OF _____???

bonus points:

  • HEIR TO _____???
  • GOD/GODDESS OF _____???
  • OVERLORD OF _____???
  • GUARDIAN/PROTECTOR OF ____???
  • THE PATRON SAINT OF ____???
  • MASTER/MISTRESS OF ____???
<:

i like my cosplay eyebrows<333

my eyebrows only exist when im cosplaying, because for some reason that’s the only time i can justify drawing huge cartoony eyebrows on my face……

awkward-lee:

the pun game is strong with these two

cyberneticghost:

lifemadesimple:

A collection of Ways to Tie a Necktie

Our other collections:

How to fold a shirt

Choosing a suit that fits

6 ways to tie a Scarf

reference

r3dcardigan:

put a “<3” and i’ll tell you about someone i care about, without any names.

put a “>:” and i’ll tell you something i dislike about myself.

put a “<:” and i’ll tell you something i like about myself.

Put a “>:c” and i’ll tell you something that pissed me off.

Put a “#” and i’ll tell you the last thing i lied about.

Put a “*” and i’ll tell you a secret

Pls do it.

tastefullyoffensive:

Dad Joke Dog #4 (previously)

sassykardashian:

people who say “yikes” are so cute but if you ever say “yikes” when you’ve fucked up with me and I’m pissed, I will want to punch you in the throat