maggle:

thenimbus:

if pugs were pokemon, they would evolve into boxers.

I mean
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come on

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those faces

Would that mean Bullmastiffs are it’s final evolution?

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I mean

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??

gnarly:

took me a while to decide if i should reblog this

im a chibi seme were compatible B)
Anonymous

memedong:

doughrito-senpai:

memedong:

hello, badass uke here

what are you wearing right now ;-)

what’s going on
i think i missed something
did u take the semeuke quiz?????
//or is this something else oops//

i read tags

hello fellow uke

plz be gentle mr. badass sir

i am sensitive and my feelings bruise rly easy ):

eggcafe:

eggcafe:

egg pillow

i posted a picture of a fuckin egg pillow and it has 7,000+ notes wtf

im a chibi seme were compatible B)
Anonymous

memedong:

hello, badass uke here

what are you wearing right now ;-)

what’s going on
i think i missed something
did u take the semeuke quiz?????
//or is this something else oops//

lokis-booty:

Romantic things to say to your partner.

I just want to be muscular and walk around naked all the time.

trillgamesh:

this is one of the sweetest videos ive ever seen

babylizard please watch this

If the Harry Potter characters had tumblr insp

zudilio:

it’s been y e a r s and i’m still not over the weasley twins 

elizabethandkendra:

whatamievensaying:

operativesurprise:

bigbootsandscaryeyes:

sammiwolfe:

fleshcircus:

thats the worst shit only because my mom basically always thought I was being a little bitch when I’d complain that it still hurts your eyes

WAIT I THOUGHT IT MEANT THAT IF YOU GOT IT IN YOUR EYES IT WOULDN’T BURN (no crying)

ARE YOU TELLING ME THAT IT’S SAYING NO RIPPING?

*FLIPS TABLES* THIS IS WHY THE ENGLISH WRITTEN LANGUAGE IS CONFUSING AS FUCK I AM SO SORRY NON-NATIVE ENGLISH SPEAKERS.

Why doesn’t it say fucking anti tangle?!

I JUST MADE BOTH MY PARENTS READ THIS I AM SO ANGRY

THEY ARE ANGRY

WE JUST HAD AN ARGUMENT ABOUT ‘TIER’ ‘TEAR’ AND ‘TEAR’

THEY THOUGHT IT MEANT NO CRYING TOO

I AM SO ANGRY

it has a picture of an eYE ON THE BOTTLE

NO NO NO WAIT!! DOES ANYONE REMEMBER THE COMMERCIALS AS WELL AS I DO? LISTEN TO WHAT THEY SAY ABOUT THE ‘TEARS’ THING!!!

there is a huge difference between getting a little bit of suds in ur eyes and sqUIRTING SHAMPOO DIRECTLY IN YOUR EYESOCKET BUT

nutella-and-wifi:

homo-fallen-angel:

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My activity spikes every Wednesday because of this post 

always reblog on a wednesday, that’s the rule.

Dammit its Wednesday and I would have been rethinking scrolling past this all day if I didn’t reblog